…this macaroni and cheese pizza. Yes, you read that correctly: there’s an entire pasta dish on the pizza itself. More carbs than you can shake a stick at. Or bolus for, really. This food falls in the category of “Things I have absolutely no business eating.” But I was curious enough that I had one small slice, which required four units to counter the damage. And lemme tell ya, it was totally bolus-worthy. If I ever find myself with new beta cells one of these days, my first stop will be at the pizza joint that serves this delectable concoction. For now though, this dish remains a thing my pancreas can only dream of.